Do you do anything controversial? Where would I start? Worldwide, odd news is popular, but here, the Hebrew press hides Israel’s best incredible-but-true wacky news stories. Some readers complain – one keyboard warrior sends me gibberish by banging on the keyboard to signify his displeasure. A Jewish book publisher rejected our anthology, saying he didn’t see any need to air our dirty laundry, like revealing that Israel’s hookers were furious when the tax authorities went after them, trying – as the hookers charged – to “pimp” off their earnings. Some stories draw objections, but look, I’m a journalist. There is no censorship. Every sector of Israeli society – religious or secular, Jews or Arabs, old-timers and new olim, straight or gay – is fair bait. On the plus side, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs said they thought the Chelm Project was good for Israel.Perks? It’s fun to write this stuff. Where else can I play havoc with the English language and get to chuckle at my own wit – like a Technion prize to encourage teachers to be more empathetic to students that I dubbed “Honorable Menschen.” I get to make people laugh. What can be better than that? Five years from now? I expect to be working full-time on The Chelm Project and actually making a living from the project rather than subsidizing it with other writing gigs. By then, our other ducks will be in the water, and we’ll be on Christian TV stations as well as Jewish. Maybe even CNN and Fox. Right now I’m looking for a sponsor. Do you think Steven Spielberg reads this column?What’s your dream? That the Chelm Project will have transformed Israel’s image, showing that we’re a surprisingly warm and amusing, human and life-embracing place, not the gloomy and dangerous pariah state way too many news stories focus on. I dream that campus publications and media outlets of all kinds will suddenly understand that Chelm stories can be reprinted for free in their publications, with no writer’s fee. That would make Chelm more widely read, and more people would be laughing with us. Maybe we’d even get an Off-Broadway revue! Wouldn’t that be funny?