He delayed his son’s bar mitzvah moment for Trump, who, shall we say, was not appreciative.Cohen invited Trump to his son’s bar mitzvah in 2012, The Wall Street Journal reported in a deep dive earlier this year into the difficult Trump-Cohen bromance.Trump ran late, and Cohen delayed the blessings ahead of the Torah readings until his boss showed. Here’s how Trump repaid the honor, per the Journal, quoting an attendee:“After Mr. Trump arrived, he gave a speech, telling guests he hadn’t planned to come, but he relented after Mr. Cohen had repeatedly called him, his secretary and his children begging him to appear. The guests laughed because ‘everyone knew it was very realistic-sounding.'”The marital rape thingOne of the first times that many people probably even heard Cohen’s name was in July 2015, when he insisted to the Daily Beast that Trump could not have raped his ex-wife, Ivana, as she had alleged in a divorce deposition.“It is true: You cannot rape your spouse. And there’s very clear case law,” Cohen said.It’s not true; all 50 states make it a crime. Cohen apologized.OK, not quite a Jewish moment, but an opportunity to note that spousal rape has also been against Jewish law for millennia.Maybe Cohen should have stayed in yeshiva..@JTSantucci Anyone who believes that @realDonaldTrump is a racist doesn't know #Trump at all. Shame on the protesting rabbis with #AIPAC
— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) March 18, 2016