OPPOSITE LAND: By VINCENT CIMATO NOVEMBER 25, 2016

 Happy Thanksgiving everyone and welcome to Opposite Land - a mystical place where the reverse happens - compared to what people expect.  Usually people extinguish fires - but here in Opposite land crybabies/obama supporters have been lighting Israel and America on fire because they can't get their way.  Magically, no one here in Opposite Land ever seems to take responsibility for anything.  Its characteristics are similar in a way to a black hole or to the Bermuda Triangle (where money and stuff disappears) but here in Opposite Land, the stuff reappears in the hands of ISIS and other enemies.  In Opposite Land, leaders direct people to look one way (inward) toward their appealing assistant socialism; while on other side of the planet (behind the curtain), they quickly saw Earth in-half.  While the people are being told a nice fairy tale, the real battle raging between good and evil is being purposely kept from the public – and it is about to get worse.

American newspapers have already stopped reporting the truth.  This author wonders if the problem is more widespread than just in the newspapers.  Therefore, the Lord himself will give you a sign. Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel (Isaiah 7 vs 14).

This person already came to Israel saying He was From God, and He said He was the way, the truth, and the life.  Many today (no different from back then) are repulsed when they hear His name or when they hear the message He delivered.  Here in Opposite Land, the ones most in need of a Savior begin cursing, screaming, and begin to foam from the mouth like they were in need of an exorcism or something.  Others (like the current Muslim-brotherhood-run Administration) think they are smarter/above-acting-like-that and try to remove Jesus and His message from every facet of life by using the courts, or by having others (ISIS) commit murder for them.

Because the Truth is being removed from this world in more ways than one, the truth will no longer exist on Earth.  Behold, you trust in deceptive words to no avail (Jeremiah 7:8).  They bend their tongue like a bow; falsehood and (not truth) has grown strong in the land; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they do not know me, declares the Lord (Jeremiah 9:3). 

As logic progresses, this week’s topic begins to take shape.  Because God says the vile shall no longer be called liberal (Isaiah 32 vs 5), the word vile will be used instead of the word liberal.  The vile seem to only like free speech when it is their free speech, their message, their candidate, or it comes out of the pie hole of a pathetic excuse for an actor or singer – otherwise they scream their vile words and try to bully the rest of humanity.  Some complain about wanting to leave the country so here is a website found online that may help make that move to Mexico a bit easier https://www.mexperience.com/lifestyle/living-in-mexico/moving-to-mexico/  Also, some in crybabies in California this week filed court papers to vote if their state can secede from the rest of the United States or not – who’s stopping them, let them go, good riddance.

Only here in Opposite Land can the people (who claim to represent the bullied and oppressed) try to get away with bulling those who disagree with them.  While on the topic of vile people, a video seen was seen on a friend’s wonderful website showing Mitt Romney leaving a recent meeting with Donald Trump.  Only in Opposite Land (where the leaders count on public not to have a memory) can stuff like this happen.  A few months ago, Mr. Romney tried to get away with calling Donald Trump a liar, a fake, a fraud, and a phony during his campaign.  Watch what happens when real reporters ask a Romney a few real unrehearsed questions about what he said a few months ago.  Humanity hasn’t seen reporters actually hold a politician responsible like this in 8 years.  If you are in need of a good belly laugh, watch a cowardly, lying, politician, (not a cowardly lion) run away from real, simple, questions.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42k8Mxmmiw 

          The people of the world are being attacked/bullied/and lied to by their leaders and by the mainstream media.  The mainstream media are all liars (no, not one is good); visit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p1wquQJDIE  to understand how each one spreads their own vile globalism agendas: each one uses their own personalized brand of lies focused for those who watch or read their fake, false, fraudulent, and phony trash news.

Isaiah 5 vs 20 explains it all, Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil.  According to Steven Ben DeNoon, The EU is now trying to vote to stop the sale of all Russian newspapers outside of Russia - calling them Fake, fraudulent, and phony news.  Now that sounds very familiar, it is the vile people’s new catch phrase - to try to steal the world’s free speech away.  It has been heard everywhere this week in the news.  It was started by Hillary when she stated that “after she wins (in her dreams) she would get rid of Brietbart news because they were telling people things she didn’t want people to know.  It is a well-known fact that all the major news agencies have been feeding people fluff, fake, fraudulent, and phony news for a long time now.  The only real news left on Earth is from the small Mom and Pop news people and internet news people.  Vile people are now calling the smaller (only real news agencies left on Earth) fake.  Once the vile stop all the world from accessing real news, they will be better able to control the world’s people making it easier to complete their new-world-globalist agenda.  They are insinuating that the following fake news agencies (ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, Fox, and CNN, and NPR news) are real, and any other newsgivers will be classified as being fake.  Once that happens, the people of the earth will only be fed lies. 

Do not allow it to happen!

The Past Week in the News

One Recent headline from Opposite Land said that the Democratic Party was going extinct – News flash: it has been extinct since President Kennedy was assassinated – all we have now are socialists (Sanders supporters) and closet socialists (Hillary supporters).


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Opposite Land is proud to report that Barry Soetoro (AKA Obama) fined the Denver Police Department for not hiring illegal aliens as Denver Police Officers.  Only in a place like Opposite Land does the President want to hire people who broke Federal Immigration Laws to become its police officers.  Maybe we can hire aircraft hijackers as our pilots too? 

With 2 months left in office, Barry Soetoro shut down aerial surveillance of America’s southern border this week – wonder what nuclear weapons or what terrorists is he trying to sneak in?  What will be his next destructive move?  Will he start WW3 with Russia, Nuke Damascus Syria, or will he first divide up Israel?  It is probably all three – so pray that his plans will fail.

  In following this author’s tradition of saving the best for last, this week the Anti-travel-agent Pope Francis was promoting tours to Jerusalem and labeling them as trips to Palestine.  If he ever read his bible, he would know that God gave Israel to the Jews and Jerusalem was its capitol.  God has absolutely nothing to do with the Palestinians at all – actually He may brake something over their heads pretty soon (Joel 3 vs 4). 

This author knows that the anti-travel-agent-Pope, Obama, the UN, NATO, and all the Arab nations of the world are trying to take Israel from the Jews – but it belongs to God and His chosen people for all of time.  No foolish (acme rocket-powered, coyote slingshot) new-world-order global domination, plans will ever change that fact.  The people of Israel cannot let any nation, or the Vatican, tell them what to do in their own Land – because the Creator of all things is on their side.

 Yea, and what have ye to do with me, all the coasts of Palestine?  Will ye render me a recompence? And if ye recompense me, swiftly and speedily will I return your recompence upon your own head (Joel 3 vs 4). 

And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it (Zechariah 12 vs 3).  I will gather all the nations and bring them down to the valley of Jehoshaphat. Then I will enter into judgment with them there On behalf of My people and My inheritance, Israel. Whom they have scattered among the nations For they have divided up my land (Joel 3 vs 2).