In plain language: The Jewish kindness conspiracy

This is how we know there are no Jews on the moon – there’s no Chabad house there!

Chabad Rabbis Shmuel Segal and Yehuda Teichtal light Hanukka candles in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin in 2012

Chabad Rabbis Shmuel Segal and Yehuda Teichtal light Hanukka candles in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin in 2012

(photo credit: THOMAS PETER/REUTERS)

BySTEWART WEISS

NOVEMBER 19, 2015 10:45

Updated: NOVEMBER 19, 2015 10:47